Jordans For Cheap is a column dedicated to the art of doing very little and assuming you look good anyway.As certain as the sun rises in the morning, the dreaded Halloween holiday is upon us yet again. Whether you are a person who (wrongly) enjoys Halloween or you are a person who is on the right side of end-this-adult-playtime history, it does not change the fact that you have likely been invited to three or more ghoulish events this weekend. Perhaps there is nothing you’d rather do than curl up under the closest slab of cardboard, snag a few errant candy corns that have fallen to the floor, and wake up on November 1 like nothing ever happened, but no. The Halloween monster demands to be fed.
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